Car crashes, prostitutes, satanic insanities…what next? Pedophilia of course! Not the basic one! The enhanced kind:
Everybody knows Woody Allen, this little anxious man, wearing beige shorts and stripped white shirts (too big for him) stammering all the time and making Jewish jokes, which makes only your parents laugh (For those who don’t remember Jewish humor is when “it don’t deal about sausages and it’s not funny”. Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath.)
After two terrific marriages (with Harlene Rosen and Louise Lasser) he decided he could never get engaged anymore. He shared his life with the actress Diane Keaton (well-known as Annie Hall) for ten years, after which he fell in love with Mia Farrow.
Mia Farrow, a great child breeder, collected 16 children from everywhere. Conforming to his wish of making a whole football team with them, (including substitutes) she adopted a large part of them. Soon-Yi Previn is an example of that phenomenon. She was adopted by Mia and one of her husband André Previn, a German composer.
Mia left Woody when she discovered his attraction for Soon-Yi (no, it’s not a soap summary!). A true release for Woody, who now enjoys freely his love. Soon-Yi is 35 years younger that him.
Everybody knows Woody Allen, this little anxious man, wearing beige shorts and stripped white shirts (too big for him) stammering all the time and making Jewish jokes, which makes only your parents laugh (For those who don’t remember Jewish humor is when “it don’t deal about sausages and it’s not funny”. Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath.)
After two terrific marriages (with Harlene Rosen and Louise Lasser) he decided he could never get engaged anymore. He shared his life with the actress Diane Keaton (well-known as Annie Hall) for ten years, after which he fell in love with Mia Farrow.
Mia Farrow, a great child breeder, collected 16 children from everywhere. Conforming to his wish of making a whole football team with them, (including substitutes) she adopted a large part of them. Soon-Yi Previn is an example of that phenomenon. She was adopted by Mia and one of her husband André Previn, a German composer.
Mia left Woody when she discovered his attraction for Soon-Yi (no, it’s not a soap summary!). A true release for Woody, who now enjoys freely his love. Soon-Yi is 35 years younger that him.
This is indeed a strange story, but hey, it's not really his kid. I admit it's definitely bad form, but she was 21 when the relationship can out, after which he married her. It does have a very creepy edge, I admit; I mean in what world is Woody Allen an attractive guy...
RépondreSupprimerCorrections: insanities, stammering, he would never get engaged, after which he fell, a great child breeder, a large part of them, one of her husbands, freely enjoys, younger than him
Also I absolutely love your title!
RépondreSupprimerI agree. It was just for the fun (and the picture wich is really disturbing. He still makes me laught (am i getting older?).
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