Seoul Lolita

Car crashes, prostitutes, satanic insanities…what next? Pedophilia of course! Not the basic one! The enhanced kind:

Everybody knows Woody Allen, this little anxious man, wearing beige shorts and stripped white shirts (too big for him) stammering all the time and making Jewish jokes, which makes only your parents laugh (For those who don’t remember Jewish humor is when “it don’t deal about sausages and it’s not funny”. Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath.)
After two terrific marriages (with Harlene Rosen and Louise Lasser) he decided he could never get engaged anymore. He shared his life with the actress Diane Keaton (well-known as Annie Hall) for ten years, after which he fell in love with Mia Farrow.
Mia Farrow, a great child breeder, collected 16 children from everywhere. Conforming to his wish of making a whole football team with them, (including substitutes) she adopted a large part of them. Soon-Yi Previn is an example of that phenomenon. She was adopted by Mia and one of her husband André Previn, a German composer.
Mia left Woody when she discovered his attraction for Soon-Yi (no, it’s not a soap summary!). A true release for Woody, who now enjoys freely his love. Soon-Yi is 35 years younger that him.

Fast and Furious prequel

What do Grace Kelly and James Dean have in common? Although they were a source of sexual fantasy for a lot of kids, they shared another thing: we’re not sure they had their driver's license.

For those who were too young, James Dean was the handsome kid, well-known for his appearance in “Rebel Without a Cause” or “East of Eden” and other movies for disturbed teenagers of the 50’s. He would nowadays play in Larry Clark or Gus Van Sant movies, skating and smoking instead of drinking milk from the bottle before playing with his knife.
Grace Kelly was the beautiful princess, driving without watching the road in Hitchcock’s “To Catch a Thief” talking to the gorgeous (but unfortunately for the half of the world, gay) Cary Grant. She married the prince “Rainier de Monaco” (Raynié deu Monayko in her mother’s tongue). A mysterious decision considering the type of men he was.

In the little world of Hollywood, car accidents are a common thing. Since the 4L and Lada shortage, Sunset Boulevard stars have few choices in choosing a car and can only drive Porsches or Ferraris.
Our two poors kids loved to drive : James Dean used to take a fast ride in Los Angeles and the little princess enjoyed her beautiful cars throught the French Riviera. Hitchcock and Nicholas Ray gave them the role of their life : Jimmy played a fast and unconscious young man, doing races on the hill. He died a few months later in a car accident while he was driving his Porsche to get to a race in Northern California.
Grace Kelly was the rich heiress, courted on the boardwalk. She ended like her character in Monte Carlo but she used to drive in studio and she could hardly take a ride in the Riviera mountains. In 1982, she get off the road when she was returning in a Rover to her beloved husband.
Don’t try it a home kids.